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mormondad:

gonna get f***ed up tonight on a couple of cups of water 

(via laughingnancy)

madturbating:

“are you fucking kidding me” -me every two seconds at school

(via grade-a-memo)

queeflto:

everything cool i do is on accident

(via grade-a-memo)

reprodouche:

hey mom i’ll promo you if you do my chores today

(via grade-a-memo)

googlevideos:

googlevideos:

there’s nothing worse than a hot asshole

wait fuck i meant like someone who’s hot but is a dickhead not like

a warm butthole

(Source: aiclan, via laughbitches)

fluttershwee:

benoistmelissas:

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

image

(via laughbitches)

winterracial:

“DROP THE BASS” the orchestra member drops his instrument and knocks over all of the other musicians. the concert is ruined.

(Source: sacaswagea, via laughbitches)

poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

(via laughbitches)